This has more notes than i ever hoped for and i still only have 99 followers
i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m
why are they in a cage?
otherwise they’ll eggscape
If I follow okaymad will that make her okayhappy?
i dont think so.
isn’t it weird how with some people you never run out of things to talk about but with others it’s like you always end up talking about the weather
you had me at “hello” and you lost me at “i think your friend is cute”
people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted